Customer Reviews
Mass Casualty Tees – Customer Reviews
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“Exactly the kind of dark humor my shift needed.”**
— Jessica R., ER Nurse*
I ordered the “Racing the Reaper” shirt and it instantly became my new favorite. The print is super clean, the colors are bold, and the humor is so spot-on for EMS life. I’ve already worn it to work once and had half the unit laughing.
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“Finally… a brand that gets EMS humor right!”**
— Mike S., Paramedic*
Most EMS shirts are either cheesy or low quality. Mass Casualty Tees nails it. The graphics are sharp, durable, and actually funny. I got three shirts and all of them fit perfectly. Definitely ordering more.
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“The skeleton designs are elite.”**
— Brianna L., ICU Tech*
These designs are so detailed and unique. The skeleton nurse shirt I bought looked even better in person. The transparent-background artwork on the website made it easy to see exactly what I was getting. Love it!
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“Perfect gift for healthcare friends.”**
— Tyler W., Respiratory Therapist*
I bought a couple shirts as Christmas gifts for my coworkers — they all said it was the best present they got. The CT/MRI holiday designs are hilarious but still clean enough to wear around patients.
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“Comfortable, soft, and holds up after washes.”**
— Megan P., Trauma RN*
A lot of novelty tees fade fast, but not these. The material is soft and the print stays crisp after multiple washes. Totally worth it.
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“Dark humor done RIGHT.”**
— Chris D., Fire/EMS*
I love edgy humor, but these shirts somehow walk that perfect line — funny, clever, and relatable without being disrespectful. This brand gets it.
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“Exactly as described and shipped fast.”**
— Linda K., EMT-B*
What I saw on the website is exactly what I got. Good packaging, quick shipping, and the print quality is top-tier. Definitely recommend.
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“My new go-to weekend shirts.”**
— Allen H., ER Tech*
The designs are bold and get attention everywhere I go. Even non-medical people ask about them. Easily the best EMS apparel brand I’ve tried.
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“Great designs, but shipping took longer than expected.”**
— Kendra M., Trauma RN*
I absolutely love the artwork — the skeletons are hilarious and detailed. My only complaint is that shipping took about a week longer than I thought. Still worth it, but something to improve.
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“Shirt quality is good, but sizing runs a bit tight.”**
— Alex B., Paramedic*
The print is awesome and exactly my style. The shirt fits a little snug even though I ordered my usual size. I’ll go up one size next time.
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“Love the humor, but wished the colors were brighter.”**
— Dani L., ICU Nurse*
The design itself is super funny — very ‘EMS dark humor’. But the print could’ve been slightly more vibrant. Not a deal-breaker, just a small tweak.
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“Not a fan of the material, but the design is killer.”**
— Matt T., Fire/EMS*
The artwork is awesome, but the shirt fabric wasn’t my favorite. A little thinner than I expected. Still wearable, but not my go-to.
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“Cute holiday design, but packaging was basic.”**
— Hayley R., Radiology Tech*
I bought a Christmas CT shirt and it’s adorable, but it came in a plain mailer with no branding. Would love a little more presentation for gifting.
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“Funny as hell but wish there were more color options.”**
— Jordan W., ER Tech*
I love the jokes and dark humor — very relatable. Just wish I could pick more shirt colors besides black and navy.
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“Good shirt, but didn’t love the fit.”**
— Rebecca S., Nurse Practitioner*
Design = amazing. Fit = meh. The sleeves were a bit longer than I like. Still keeping it, but not my favorite tee.
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“Almost perfect — great art, average print brightness.”**
— Cody F., CT Tech*
The style is awesome and right up my alley. The print wasn’t as bold as the website preview; still solid quality, though.
★★★★★ “These shirts speak our language.”
— Sarah M., ER RN
I’ve worked ER for 14 years and this is the first brand that actually gets the humor without being cheesy. Super soft, great fit, and I’ve already ordered more.
★★★★★ “Best medical humor shirts out there.”
— Jason T., Paramedic
Dark, funny, and painfully accurate. The quality is solid and the designs are clearly made by people who’ve lived the job.
★★★★★ “Bought one as a joke… now I’m hooked.”
— Amanda L.
I grabbed one for a coworker and ended up ordering two for myself. Washes well, fits true to size, and gets laughs everywhere.
★★★★★ “Finally something made for us.”
— Mark D., EMT
You can tell these designs come from real experience. Not gimmicky, just honest emergency service humor.
★★★★★ “Comfortable and brutally relatable.”
— Nicole R., ICU Nurse
After a long shift, this shirt is my go-to. Soft material and the message hits way too close to home.
★★★★★ “Instant conversation starter.”
— Chris P.
Wore this out and had two nurses stop me to ask where I got it. Ordered another that night.
★★★★★ “Quality exceeded expectations.”
— Brian K.
Thicker fabric than I expected and the print looks like it’ll last. Not just funny — actually well made.
★★★★★ “Perfect gift for healthcare workers.”
— Emily S.
Bought this for my husband who works nights in the ER. He laughed out loud and wears it constantly.
★★★★★ “Night shift approved.”
— Lauren H., Trauma RN
This brand understands the chaos. If you work healthcare, you’ll get it immediately.
★★★★★ “I’ll be ordering again.”
— David W.
Fast shipping, great fit, and the humor is spot on. Easily my favorite medical-themed shirt.