A detailed cartoon-style illustration of a skeleton 911 dispatcher sitting at a desk, wearing a dark EMS uniform with an EMS patch on the sleeve. The skeleton is equipped with a large headset and microphone while typing on a keyboard in front of a computer monitor. The art has smooth, clean lines and warm shading, giving it a polished, humorous aesthetic typical of EMS dark-humor apparel. Below the illustration, bold distressed text reads: **“DISPATCHING CHAOS ONE CALL AT A TIME.”** The overall vibe blends EMS pride, dispatcher humor, and edgy skeleton artwork—perfect for first responders and fans of dark medical humor.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!