A hilarious EMS-inspired design featuring a panicked cartoon Star of Life clutching a radio while sweating under pressure. Wrapped around the artwork in bold distressed lettering is the caption “Stop Screaming I’m Scared Too,” perfectly capturing the chaotic humor every first responder understands. Designed in detailed cartoon style with clean lines, vibrant blue tones, and a crisp white background, this shirt is made for paramedics, EMTs, dispatchers, nurses, and anyone surviving shift-by-shift on caffeine and controlled panic. Perfect for EMS crews who use dark humor to make it through the madness.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!