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A bold and edgy cartoon-style EMS design featuring a **grumpy, beat-up green snake** coiled tightly around a **wooden staff**. The snake has a swollen black eye, fangs showing, and a red forked tongue sticking out, giving it a tough, battle-worn expression. White medical bandages wrap around parts of its body, adding to the humorously “injured medic” vibe.

Behind the snake is a large **Star of Life**, but instead of the traditional look, each arm is designed to resemble a **tan adhesive bandage**, complete with dotted texture. The artwork has rich shading, detailed linework, and a slightly gritty medical-humor aesthetic, perfect for EMTs, paramedics, and first responders who appreciate dark humor with style.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Grumpy, beat-up green snake Short sleeve t-shirt

$24.00Price
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