A simple yet hilarious design featuring a **white skeleton holding a coffee mug**, with a casual, slightly smug expression. The bold white text above and below the skeleton reads:
**“I DON’T LIKE HUMANS.”**
Set against a **black background**, the high-contrast design creates a clean and striking look. The skeleton’s relaxed posture and coffee cup perfectly capture the vibe of someone who’s overworked, under-caffeinated, and done with people for the day.
This design is perfect for **medical professionals, night-shift workers, introverts, or anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor** — a fun, darkly relatable way to say “leave me alone until I’ve had my coffee.”
 
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!