A dark-humor medical-themed cartoon featuring a skeleton casually walking away as if leaving an emergency scene. The skeleton is dressed in a gray polo shirt and rolled-up jeans, adding a humorous “everyday guy” vibe. Balanced on its skull is an EMS orange head immobilizer—worn like a ridiculous oversized helmet—complete with straps dangling off the sides. In one bony hand, the skeleton drags an oxygen mask by its tubing, emphasizing the “refusing medical care” joke. The artwork is detailed and gritty with warm tones and sketch-style shading, capturing the perfect blend of healthcare humor and rebellious attitude.

Below the illustration, the caption reads: "I'm Not Going To The Hospital", making it a perfect tee design for nurses, paramedics, EMTs, and hospital staff who appreciate dark humor and AMA (Against Medical Advice) jokes.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!