A playful illustration of a silly goose dressed in a nurse uniform, smiling wide and standing proudly on a clean white background. The goose holds two cheerful, animated kidneys connected by red tubing to a detailed dialysis machine beside it. Floating hearts add a Valentine’s Day vibe, reinforcing the medical humor theme. Bold, colorful text with a black outline reads, “I’m Not Kidney-ing” above the artwork and “You’re My Favorite Valentine” below. The design blends healthcare humor with cute, eye-catching cartoon detail, perfect for nurses, dialysis staff, and medical professionals with a sense of humor.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!