A dark-humor hospital chase scene that every ER, OR, and trauma warrior will instantly understand.

This cartoon-style design features a skeleton surgeon in green scrubs and mask, sprinting after a terrified skeleton patient in a blue hospital gown—chainsaw revving and bones flying. The patient is wide-eyed, sweating, and mid-panic as the doctor closes in, perfectly capturing that moment when a “routine procedure” turns into something much more memorable.

Arched across the top in bold yellow lettering with a thick black outline is the phrase:

“It’s Only Going To Hurt For A Few Seconds”

Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.