A witty and relatable design featuring the quote:
**“Maybe I’ll treat myself to some substance abuse after this long shift of treating substance abuse.”**
Below the text, a colorful lineup of alcoholic drinks — including a **beer mug, cocktail with a lime, champagne bottle, and liquor bottles** — humorously illustrates the sentiment. The artwork uses clean, bold outlines and vibrant tones that pop against a dark background, giving it a sleek, modern look.
This design captures the **dark humor and exhaustion** that healthcare workers, nurses, paramedics, and first responders know all too well. Perfect for anyone who’s ever had a shift that *really earned them a drink*.
 
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!