A bold, dark-humor cartoon illustration on a clean white background featuring a decaying green zombie dressed in torn blue medical scrubs and slip-on work shoes. A stethoscope hangs from his neck as he staggers forward carrying a wooden casket slung over his shoulder, symbolizing burnout and the impossibility of calling out. The zombie’s expression is exhausted and unhinged, with exposed brain detail, drool, and grime adding to the gritty humor.

Above the artwork, large, colorful, bold lettering with a thick black outline reads:
“ME COMING BACK TO WORK”

Below the image, matching bold text delivers the punchline:
“MANAGEMENT DIDN’T APPROVE MY DEATH.”

The overall style is vibrant, cartoonish, and highly detailed, designed for maximum visual impact and print clarity. Perfectly captures the dark, relatable humor of healthcare life and the Mass Casualty Tees brand attitude—because even death isn’t an approved excuse.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!