A bold, dark-humor paramedic design featuring a sinister skeleton in a black cowboy hat emblazoned with the Star of Life. With glowing blue eyes and a menacing grin, the skeleton points straight ahead while a large blue Star of Life and EKG heartbeat line fill the background. Distressed red, white, black, and electric-blue lettering delivers the warning: “Never Underestimate an Old Man Who Is Also a Paramedic.”

Perfect for veteran paramedics, longtime EMS professionals, and old-school medics who have years of experience, plenty of stories, and aren’t ready to slow down.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! 

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!