Places I Won't Be Going Today is a humorous, cartoon-style design featuring a weathered street sign loaded with sarcasm. At the top, a bright yellow road sign boldly reads "Places I Won't Be Going Today." Beneath it, three green directional street signs point toward "The Extra Mile," "Above and Beyond," and "Outa My Way," delivering a tongue-in-cheek message that anyone surviving long shifts can appreciate. With bold lettering, detailed shading, and a clean transparent background, this design is perfect for nurses, EMS professionals, firefighters, first responders, healthcare workers, and anyone whose sense of humor has been forged through long days, impossible expectations, and just trying to make it through another shift.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! 

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!