A bold, retro-style illustration featuring a stern drill instructor in a classic military uniform and campaign hat, frozen mid-yell while holding up a jelly-filled doughnut. His intense expression contrasts sharply with the playful humor of the design. Below him is a vintage diner-inspired sign reading “Private Pyle’s Jelly Doughnuts” in bold red and green lettering, evoking classic Americana signage. The artwork combines military authority with dark, tongue-in-cheek humor, delivering a sharp visual punch that’s instantly recognizable and unapologetically irreverent—perfect for fans of edgy satire and iconic pop-culture references.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!