Rapid Response to Bullshit T-Shirt

Some emergencies require ACLS. Others require caffeine, sarcasm, and a dangerously low supply of patience.

The Rapid Response to Bullshit T-shirt features a hard-charging skeleton nurse in scrubs racing into action with a crash cart stocked with the real essentials: Caffeine, Sarcasm, Band-Aids, and Patience—plus an IV bag of 0.9% I DON’T CARE.

With bold distressed lettering and detailed dark-humor artwork, this shirt was made for nurses and healthcare workers who know that not every rapid response involves a medical emergency.

Perfect for ER nurses, ICU nurses, night-shifters, rapid response teams, and anyone who's ever been called to deal with a five-alarm case of complete bullshit.

Built on real shifts. Worn with real pride.

Mass Casualty Tees — Healthcare humor for people who actually work in healthcare.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! 

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!