A detailed cartoon illustration of an exhausted skeleton nurse in full scrubs, standing front-facing with a stethoscope, clipboard, medication vials, and a well-earned cup of coffee. The skeleton’s expression captures pure healthcare burnout with dark humor charm.

At the top, bold colorful lettering reads: “Vital Signs Are Stable”
At the bottom, matching bold text reads: “I Am Not”

The design features clean lines, high contrast, and vibrant colors, making it perfect for apparel printing. The artwork is presented on a transparent background, ideal for T-shirts, hoodies, and other merchandise.

This design speaks directly to nurses, ER staff, and frontline healthcare workers who keep patients alive while running on caffeine, grit, and sarcasm—classic dark humor that defines Mass Casualty Tees.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!