A detailed cartoon illustration of a skeleton nurse standing confidently against a clean white background. She wears classic white nurse scrubs and a nurse cap with a red medical cross, with a stethoscope around her neck. Above her head is a bold red “EMERGENCY” sign. At the top of the design, curved bold yellow text with a black outline reads “Welcome To McMedicine.” The skeleton nurse holds a fast-food tray with a burger, fries, and a drink in one hand, and a syringe in the other, blending dark medical humor with fast-food satire. At the bottom of the image, bold yellow text with a black outline reads “Would You Like a #1 with a side of Dilaudid & Benadryl?” The overall style is clean, high-contrast, cartoon-detailed, and optimized for apparel printing on a white background.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!