A darkly humorous medical-themed illustration featuring a **skeleton nurse** dressed in scrubs and a classic white nurse cap with a red cross. The skeleton grins while holding a **scalpel** in one hand, ready for action.
Above and below the character, white text reads:
**“You can take Percocet, but you’re allergic to Tylenol.”**
Set against a black background, the design perfectly captures the **sarcastic humor of nurses and healthcare workers** who’ve heard every unbelievable patient story. The combination of medical irony and skeleton imagery makes this design both **funny and edgy**, perfect for **nurses, EMTs, or anyone in the healthcare field** who loves dark humor and real-life sarcasm.
 
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!