A dark-humor medical cartoon featuring two skeletons dressed in hospital scrubs standing face-to-face in a clinical setting. One skeleton gestures while speaking, the other listens with arms crossed, capturing a familiar healthcare moment with sarcastic realism. Above them, bold rounded lettering reads “You Can’t Leave Here AMA”, and below them the punchline lands with “You Work Here.”

The text is two-tone blue and white with a thick black outline, designed for high contrast and readability on apparel. The illustration style is clean, detailed, and playful, perfectly matching the exhausted, gallows-humor mindset of healthcare workers.

This design speaks directly to nurses, paramedics, EMTs, and hospital staff who know that “AMA” doesn’t apply when you’re on shift. A signature example of the irreverent, insider humor that defines Mass Casualty Tees.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!